Pre-caffeine tech: Swarmageddon, Grumpy Cat

Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.

Swarmageddon! The cicada invasion kicks off in North Carolina!

Check out this huge cyber bank theft that spans 27 countries!

Meanwhile, the files necessary for making a copy of the world's first fully 3-D printed gun have been taken down from the creator's website at the request of the U.S. State Department — but you can still find 'em on the Internet!

Friendly reminder: Your Snapchat photos are still stored on your phone.

And Amazon is building a smartphone with a 3-D screen, according to this one report.

Oh, hey nerds! You know "The Killing Joke?" Batgirl gets her revenge on The Joker in "Injustice: Gods Among Us."

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Kids' and niche shows kick off new paid YouTube channels!

For Subscribers

FOR SUBSCRIBERSCBP leaders cut out of Trump ad buy decision

FOR SUBSCRIBERSAmerican passenger drafted goodbye texts to her family as Flydubai plane plummeted

FOR SUBSCRIBERSCornell rape allegation pushes embattled New York prosecutor into national spotlight

FOR SUBSCRIBERSAbdul El-Sayed tries to woo MAHA voters as Democrats seek inroads with RFK’s supporters

FOR SUBSCRIBERSKratom-like substances are popping up in a typically benign supplement

FOR SUBSCRIBERSGOP super PAC increases its spending for Sen. Jon Husted in tough Ohio race

FOR SUBSCRIBERSRecords reveal tumultuous marriage between slain New York Times executive and wife

FOR SUBSCRIBERSFrom clean energy warrior to ‘wall of shame,’ James Talarico reverses on a fossil fuel money pledge

FOR SUBSCRIBERSCongressional staff planned official trip with luxury stops in Italy and France weeks before election

FOR SUBSCRIBERSA harrowing ordeal aboard an Israel-bound plane

FOR SUBSCRIBERSOpenAI CEO Sam Altman to skip congressional hearing on rogue AI agents

FOR SUBSCRIBERSKey DOJ lawyers departed Trump ‘grand conspiracy’ probe amid pressure to produce, source says

FOR SUBSCRIBERSTrump’s new AI chatbot often links to a site launched under Clinton 26 years ago

FOR SUBSCRIBERSAt MAHA summit, industry CEOs the movement once vilified take the stage

FOR SUBSCRIBERSThis Paralympian has two goals: Win medals and give away $500,000 to her teammates

Disney world will slap your head on a stormtrooper now ... if that's what you're into.

Grumpy Cat is artistic muse for this online auction.

Etsy maker CthulhuWakeUp made this stonking chestburster necklace pendant ... which is cool in theory, but you know? I don't know ...

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